•  Hi! I'd Duke and I rule. I promise. I really hope you enjoy my site, it's taken alot of work to make it up. If you  don't enjoy it, hey! there's room for worthless whores like youself in the world, don't fret it too much. I'm sure you'll find someone who loves you.
  
• This is my life. I make no excuses. If you're offended by the material contained within this site, feel free to leave and write your congressman. I'm sure he, like the rest of the wonderful politicians in the country, will be happy to oblige and have me disposed of. What's one more worthless twenty-something?
  
• If you want to stalk me, go ahead, but don't beat me up or kill me, or anything else that would be offensive to me at the time. I don't take too kindly to those things, and you haven't seen anything until you've seen a corpse stand up and kick you in the knee. And then the dog comes by, and because he has nothing else to do, He'll just take a big Fing chunk out of your leg, distracting you while the mack truck driver decides it's best to just hit you rather than wasting the effort to press the brakes. And then where will you be? just as much of a meaniehead as you were before, only this time, little fragments of your skull will be embedded in the nearest mailbox. Do you understand? Don't trifle with me.
  
• Send me money. Send me praise. Send me flames. Just send me something. I don't have anything that pays me money off of this site, so I don't imagine that I'll get much response from much of anything. I want to feel loved.

Enjoy yourself, and watch your head.
     -Duke